Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Blazing Balloons: Chapter 1

Quentin has a nightmare where he is incredibly scared of death. Death notices Quentin has wet himself, and starts laughing at him. With no time to ponder such bad dreams, Quentin wakes to discover the woman he's presumably slept with last night. She's rather more masculine than he remembers. She calls herself Cindi.

Quentin starts referring to Cindi as "mommy", and Cindi gets frustrated and leaves. He looks at the calendar and notices that today is the day he must "get Watson". As he's getting breakfast from the fridge he notices the post-it reminding him to take the keys and batteries.

He gets to Watson's townhouse after getting a friendly call from Kurt, his superior, informing him that his employment will be terminated if he does not bring Watson in today. He's clearly angry that Quentin "doesn't smell like team spirit". Desperate, Quentin offers Watson 30 quid and a AA battery, to which Watson agrees.

On the way out, Watson and Quentin are surrounded by blue collar workers on a strike, and agree to sign their petition. Spurred on by their act, Imogen calls them up to the podium and thanks them personally. At this point, a Delorean filled with screaming men of middle-eastern origin comes and crashes into the podium, hitting Quentin. They race inside the company shooting wildly. At this point, the heroes notice a beeping sound coming from the Delorean. When they go to investigate, the beeping hastens and the bomb in the Delorean explodes, albeit with a fizzle...

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