Best ad idea, ever

There's a place, presumably a bank, with long queues. Lots of people from all cultures are standing around, waiting. There's a ping noise which alerts a person to move from the queues to the coveted tellers. An asian couple sigh in unison, heavily, as a tall german checks his watch.

Then, out of nowhere, two islamic terrorists run in with bombs tied to their bodies, carrying swords, with a trigger in one hand, and a pistol in the other. One of them addresses the customers(T1), whilst the other addresses the tellers(T2). They talk simultaneously, but T1 is in focus.

T1: Everyone on the floor, or you will all die!
T2: We are attached to bombs, and they can go through your blast shields. Try anything funny and we all go up in flames.

The german calmly positions himself closer to T1, puts his hands behind his head, and gets down.

T2: I want you to put all of the money from the safes into bags and bring them out here.
Teller: (Nods head)

At this moment, everything goes into slow motion. The German gets up and in one move, pulls out T1's sword. In another, cuts off his head. We get a shot as the head slowly falls towards the ground, and in the background you can see T2 turn around, slowly. The German kicks the head towards T2, and T2 drops both the pistol and the trigger and lunges towards the head, hoping to catch it. A slow motion shot as the head brushes T2's fingers but gets flung past, hitting the wall behind the teller, leaving a large spatter of blood.

T2 falls to the ground, shattered. His plan in ruins. Everyone gets to their feet, and stare in awe and shock at the German, who himself is unsure what happened. The teller looks behind her at the blood spatter, then at the German, and yells:

Teller: "GOAAAAAALLLLLL GOALGOALGOALGOALGOALLLLL!!!!"

Everyone starts cheering and the german puts his shirt over his head and starts running around. Shot outside the bank, which has a title "World Bank", and a voiceover:

v/o: The world game -- Fifa 2006 Germany.