Barbequed: The Movie Trailer

Lead character is Vin Diesel. We're going to call the other guy "Rob Schneider". Another character "Frank Doyle"

LOCATION: In a house

VD (on phone): I see. I'll see you in 15 minutes.

(throws phone in slow-motion. It explodes).

VD: Frank's gonna be here in 15.

RS: Dude did your phone just explode?

VD: What of it?

Location: Outdoors (backyard)

FD: HAHA, this bread's getting buttered real nice

(butters bread. Sparks catch bread alight).

FD: WHOAH!

VD: I've got to make sure these snags are cooked within the hour.

RS: God, it's a nice day.

(lights a cigarette, in slow motion)

VD: Rob, NO!

Nirvana: Breed plays

(grabs cigarette, throws it, and dives with RS. Massive explosion)

VD: err, honey, I think we've got a problem...

(picks up charred corpse. Smirks)

VD: Looks like we all got...

Movie title shows up.

VD: Barbequed.